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I'm one lazy son of a bitch with a $.20 bic pen. enjoy.
Oh prom. Got all dolled up for nothin. BAH HUMBUG!

Oh prom. Got all dolled up for nothin. BAH HUMBUG!

STORY OF MY LIFE. AHH THE LIMITS OF A CLEAN TUMBLR.

STORY OF MY LIFE. AHH THE LIMITS OF A CLEAN TUMBLR.

WINTER WISHES….SO POOR CAN’T EVEN AFFORD TOPSHOP OR ZARA….SO SAD.

WINTER WISHES….SO POOR CAN’T EVEN AFFORD TOPSHOP OR ZARA….SO SAD.

DON’T STEAL KIDS! 

DON’T STEAL KIDS! 

HOW PATHETIC…

THANK GOD STATEMENT EARRINGS ARE BACK!

WHEN YA SCREW UP THE FACE, YOU…THIS.

MY WORST ENEMY

MY WORST ENEMY

WONDER BRA MUCH?

WONDER BRA MUCH?

HEY I WANNA DRAW CHEESE TOO AFTER SEEING A FELLOW CLASSMATE DRAW CHEESE

HEY I WANNA DRAW CHEESE TOO AFTER SEEING A FELLOW CLASSMATE DRAW CHEESE

HEY LOOK MOM ITS EFFORT!

SPARKLING CHIFFON AND SATIN PUMPS. ALSO CHEEK IMPLANTS.

PRETENTIOUS WINTER COAT!

PRETENTIOUS WINTER COAT!

HEY ITS ANOTHER LETS MAKE FUN OF HIPSTER FASHION BLOGGERS! OH THIS CRUEL CRUEL WORLD!

HEY ITS ANOTHER LETS MAKE FUN OF HIPSTER FASHION BLOGGERS! OH THIS CRUEL CRUEL WORLD!

PRETEND STICKER I MADE IN RELIGION CLASS IN GRADE TEN WITH HELENA. SHE WANTED IT TO BE A SMELLY STICKER. VERY OLD PAPER INDEED.

PRETEND STICKER I MADE IN RELIGION CLASS IN GRADE TEN WITH HELENA. SHE WANTED IT TO BE A SMELLY STICKER. VERY OLD PAPER INDEED.